Um, wow

I know I updated like 2 seconds ago, but I had to share this morsel of hot, barely-legal, Disney-riffic amazingness. 

Zac Efron is HOT. Never really noticed that before. Maybe I'll pick up the new GQ. 

Stolen from Perez Hilton, too lazy to find one without the heart. 

Remember when this blog was updated?

Like, regularly? Oooooops. Well, to make it up to you all here is an extended post (because work is slow):

1/2 of hip-hop's power couple. Jay-Z.

I paid ten bucks to sleep through Fast and Furious. I wouldn't have slept through it if Denzel was in it. Maybe. Denzel Washington & Vin Diesel. 

Seth Cohen! I refuse to believe he is not his character from the OC, I just WON'T. Adam Brody.

You know he's a vegetarian? That's hot. Also, the only Baldwin brother worth a damn. Alec Baldwin.

ROOOOOOOOOXANNE. Ewan McGregor. 

One time I dated a guy who went on and on about how sexy glasses are. I am inclined to agree, but I didn't wear glasses. Awkward? A bit, yeah. Sorry I have perfect vision. I'll go read in the dark some to get sexy for you. Random D&G model. 

Generic Post

So I don't feel like doing a themed post. So here's a few guys. Wearing suits. Looking fine. Earning my approval.



Completely not relevant, but you know how in Fight Club they talk about those little ovals in the corner of movies that show when they need to change reels? I can't go to the theaters without noticing them now and that makes me annoyed. Edward Norton.



King of my world, at least. I had a dream we got married. I like to believe that dream to be prophetic.. Leonardo Di Caprio.




The cult popularity of this guy surprises me, but I can get behind it. Ignore the woman (Claudia Schiffer?), she means nothing to him, I promise. Joseph Gordon Levitt.



You know those women who marry guys in jail? That will be me in a few months with him. Watch, just watch. T.I.

A tribute

If there is one man that every sane man wants to be, it is the legendary James Bond. Hell, I'm female and I want to be Bond. Ass-kicking, debonair, ultra-masculine and devastatingly handsome, Bond is a god among men. Recognizing the profound influence he has had on culture, Suit up, Men! is dedicating this post to him. And now, the man through the ages.



The Original. Sean Connery.




Is this one all that significant? George Lazenby.




Am I crazy or is this super Shatner-esque? Roger Moore.




Props for being able to squat and still be hot. Timothy Dalton.




I'm quite depressed that he went from this ball of smex to Mamma Mia! Pierce Brosnan.




It's cliche but guuuuuh, that scene in the blue swim suit coming out of the water?... Hey, look, it's still a suit of some kind, right? Daniel Craig.

Funny fellows

So you know how women always say "A sense of humor is more important than looks?" Well that's pretty much bullshit. How many women were knocking down Chris Farley's door do you think? But fortunately there are a great many of men who are both funny and attractive.



The new Late Night might still be a bit awkward, but at least it's adorably so. Jimmy Fallon.



On a boat, in Narnia, whatever. Andy can have me anywhere, so long as he's wearing a suit while doing it. Andy Samberg.



Now before you try to tell me I lied when I said looks>humor, I happen to like Jew-fros. Deal with it. Seth Rogen.



I'm 85% sure I gave this guy matches once, like 8 years ago, at a posh hotel in Santa Barbara. John Stewart.



This photo is admittedly very creepy. Stephen Colbert.

This ones for the groupies

Musicians. Pretty hot. Personally I'm not too huge of a fan since they always are like, let me practice my guitar around you and eeehhhh, boring, but I hear some people are quite into them. So here, let's sample some:



I think he deserves top billing for such a creative suit. Pharrell Williams.



Revolutionary men in suits. The Beatles.



John gets to be included for two reasons: keeping me entertained by tweeting often, and fighting the tyrants who refuse to allow brown and black to express their love for each other. John Mayer.





And lastly, by special request, two dudes who I know nothing about but are apparently pretty rad. They Might Be Giants.

Okay, so there is ONE thing better than men in suits

And that's British men in suits. Plus, really awkward and crude commentary from yours truly! Enjoy, my lovelies:



So what if he's not exactly packing heat, he clearly knows what to do with his fingers. Jude Law.




Maybe we should try procreating, just in case. Clive Owen.





I'll play doctor with you. Hugh Laurie.